Lock In

I volunteer with the middle school youth program at our church. If I were an open-minded Macintosh user, I might say something beautiful about how I get inspiration and rejuvenation from the contact with the idealism and energy of youth. But my withered, Windows-enslaved soul finds joy elsewhere.

On Wednesday, Dave, our middle school pastor explained that the kids could not bring any electronic devices to tonight's lock-in. The howls and squeals of protest brought me instant satisfaction. I was so proud of Dave - the only exceptions will be insulin pumps and court-ordered tracking devices. This evening my job will be to smash confiscated iPods and PSP's with a two pound hammer. My goal is to expand the definition and purpose of the "Crying Room."