World Changing Wannabe's, Take Note

Neil Young says that music cannot change the world. When I read that, I did a couple of fist pumps and let out a loud whoo-hoo. Now we're gettin' somewhere! Neil, here are some other things that can't change the world, so you won't waste your time:

Fad haircuts
Poetry
Bumper stickers
Fair trade coffee
Another sequel to Mortal Kombat
Your own precious self