More Silver Linings in the Economic Storm Clouds

Divorces are down, along with pet ownership! As a confirmed cani-phobe, I would be much more likely to donate to a fund to humanely euthanize these furry money pits to free up resources for much more important needs. And once again, no, I did not run over the family dog on purpose. Sheesh.

Minor Mishaps Blown WAY out of Proportion

Contrary to the LIES and SLANDERS propagated by the McCain campaign, which will say ANYTHING to get elected, I did not run over the family dog yesterday on purpose.