Kila!!!

Finally, something to keep living for. Something to validate my pointless existence. Something to bring me fulfilment and new friends and hair regrowth. A cool new cell phone! Not to mention one running google technology. And it might be...hold on...keep your seat...stop trembling...available in white! Or tan, it's hard to tell.

A couple of notes to self:

* Countdown calendar? Definitely!
* Start greeting everyone by pumping fist in air and shouting Kila!!!
* Start planning for the unboxing! Youtube, here I come!
* Think about conspicuous public places where I can use the phone.
* Budget 4 figures for therapy and pharmaceuticals if these rumors don't pan out.