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Monday, October 27, 2008

Minor Mishaps Blown WAY out of Proportion

Contrary to the LIES and SLANDERS propagated by the McCain campaign, which will say ANYTHING to get elected, I did not run over the family dog yesterday on purpose.

Labels: Dogs, Election, Lying McCain Campaign

7 Comments:

oh, no! Jeff if you are joking I am a sucker- did you really accidentally hit your dog?

I am not surprised if you didn't I've fallen for your humor that I do not understand AT ALL before.

By Brandy Dopkins, At October 27, 2008 3:32 PM
Yes I did, but she survived with treadmarks on her coat and a heightened respect for motorized vehicles.

By Jeff Burton, At October 27, 2008 3:51 PM
I KNEW McCain was lying about that.

By erin, At October 27, 2008 5:45 PM
Please enlighten us, now that you have our curiosity peaked, on how McCain is a liar. Would love to read a post on it. Are you in any way insinuating that BO doesn't lie?

By LadyD, At October 29, 2008 12:00 PM
Yes, the Obama campaign lies. Constantly. So far, they have lied about:

* the conditions of my parole
* The frequency at which the chip in my head runs (FYI it's 1.2 ghz, NOT 800 mhz)
* me having a sixth toe

By Jeff Burton, At October 29, 2008 12:24 PM
I would also like to correct one of the lies told about me.

I am a real American.

By thudhead, At October 31, 2008 10:35 PM
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By jg, At November 2, 2008 7:55 PM