iPhone 2 Breaking News

The hype, insanity, and idolatry surrounding the iPhone always amazes me, but I keep having to add a few extra ticks to my amazement meter. Check out this article in Forbes (yes Forbes) about mysterious pallets at an Apple warehouse. It even comes with an impossible-to-parody slideshow. Stop the presses: we may have found where Apple is storing the new iPhone.

For me, this sums up everything that is wrong about America.