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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

What's Playing at Burtonia

Jang Geum, the epic story of an orphan girl's rise through the royal kitchens of 16th century Korea. Never has food preparation been so dramatic: "The palace is in chaos because the taste of the bean paste has changed!"

The good: if you like it, there's plenty to be had.
The bad: the loving close-ups of all that beautiful Korean cuisine are maddening, especially if you are hungry.

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Sunday, June 7, 2009

The World's Falsest Religion

In this interview, Copitc priest Zakaria Botros explains how he takes Islam apart on his television show "Truth Talk." As an Arab well-versed in Islamic writings, he exposes Islam for what it is - an absurd religion founded by a moral monster:
But faith aside, common sense alone makes it clear that, of all the world’s major religions, Islam is most certainly false. After all, while I may not believe in, say, Buddhism, still, it obviously offers a good philosophical system and people follow it apparently for its own intrinsic worth. The same cannot be said about Islam. Of all the religions it is the only one that has to threaten its adherents with death if they try to break away; that, from its inception, in order to “buy” followers, has been dedicated to fulfilling some of the worst impulses of man—for conquest, sex, plunder, pride. History alone demonstrates all this: while Christianity was spread far and wide by Christians who altruistically gave up their lives, simply because they believed in Christ, Islam spread by force, by the edge of the sword, by fear, threats, and lurid enticements to the basest desires of man. Islam is by far the falsest religion—an assertion that is at once theologically, philosophically, and historically demonstrable.

Mohammed belongs in the same category as many others who placed an unusual religious charisma in the service of their sexual appetites. They would include John of Leiden (leader of an Anabaptist sect), John Humphrey Noyes (founder of the Oneida community), Joseph Smith (Mormonism), Jim Jones (People's Temple), and David Koresh (Branch Davidians).

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

The Go-Cart You Will Soon be Driving

Mercedes has just introduced the "SmartForTwo". Here's how it works in a crash:



I'm genuinely alarmed because two days ago I purchased a full-sized van that would literally run over one of these things. The upside is that with $50 per gallon gas coming, I probably only have about five years to drive it. By then, a couple of the kids will be out of the picture and the hemp-powered micro-van I will have purchased by then will be adequate.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Anthropology of the Left

Most penetrating paragraph I've read so far this week:

Leftism is a worldview, as well as a way of explaining the world and how everything is interconnected. Most of all, however, it is a feeling. A person who lives a leftist life is living with the appealing awareness of being in the right, in fact, being right all the time.

From a "coming out" essay by a German Journalist. He's confessing to something several orders of magnitude worse than being gay. He's a conservative.

One thing I am grateful to the left for: they hold up a wonderful mirror to my own self-righteousness and remind me how ugly it is.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Y Chromosome as Marker for Different Species

Meet the boy whisperer. I will remark without comment that if I attempted to become a "girl whisperer", it would probably result in a criminal investigation.

Is it so hard to connect with boys? I guess it is if you label testosterone a poison and try your darndest to drain the world of masculinity.

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Saturday, May 9, 2009

Inflation: It's Good For You!

This propaganda film was made in 1933, touting the restorative powers of inflation. "Old depression had us froggy for a spell, but we socked him right on the button with inflation." Someone's going to have to update it for our generation.

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Friday, May 8, 2009

All New For 2009

Burtonia's newest attraction will be an enormous tree fort with zip line feature! Insurance underwriters don't read blogs, do they?

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